Don't worry, this post won't be all tangelos and cartwheels. Neither will it be totally devoid of anti-capitalist cynicism. You can rest easy!
What do you do when your shithouse hot water system turns off half way through washing your hair, the bag of expensive organic avocados you swear you just bought suddenly goes from rock hard to frustratingly over-ripe in 5 minutes, and you have a very active toddler to care for, feed and entertain? Why, you make an avocado face mask and pretend for a fleeting moment that you actually have some time to yourself again!
(Bonus points for creating a false image of financial freedom and ample recreational time invariably linked to some MLM scheme you've gotten yourself buried under, by posting photos of you making and wearing said natural face mask containing and mentioning as many of the products you're trying to sell as possible, all over social media.)